January 2012
1 post
December 2011
1 post
Every time I log into Tumblr I always learn what TV show Brinny is into.
November 2011
2 posts
I miss this. I miss having a best friend. Regular friends just aren’t the same. When you have a best friend you have someone you can share secrets with. Someone who you have inside jokes with. Someone who will lend you a tampon. Someone who understands you. Someone who will tell you that your butt looks big in those jeans. Someone who will tell you that you need to shower.
Jonnie hardhat...
August 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
This month I’ve succeeded in being the stereotypical college student by drinking so much I wrestle an almost stranger for a bottle of vodka and win by making out with said stranger and two weeks later become said stranger’s girlfriend. I’ve gone to DI so much the clerk at the circle K knows me by name. I’ve gotten a prius stuck in sand. I entered a drug trial to earn extra...
April 2011
1 post
I think I'm in love with Barney Stinson and his...
I have met a real life Barney Stinson. Except this one is a Psych. resident and doesn’t make as much money as Barney and isn’t a man slut. Besides that this guy looks just like Niel Patrick Harris. Plus this one is straight in real life!
March 2011
1 post
My grandfather passed away Monday night. I could of gone and had lunch with him, my grandmother and my parents. Did I? No. I was too wrapped up with my own dreams in my sleeping self to wake up in time nor was my phone charged.
Meet Nick. He was asleep when I called him crying when I found out the news. (naturally I was the last to know.) He immediately drove over with ice cream and a shoulder...
November 2010
1 post
I had to drop my physucs class.
I had a stalker.
Said stalker threatend my family.
I missed the first Friday of classes because of a doctors appointment.
I got diagnosed with severe anxiety with depression.
I got a fourty dollar parking ticket.
My kitty ran away.
I got prescribed anti-depressents.
I had to get a new phone.
I went on a blind date.
I sleep on a broken bed.
My car window...
September 2010
1 post
I love this man.
June 2010
1 post
A few days ago my mother said i should go talk to a counselor. well, i’m starting to believe i need to. this is going to be one hell of a summer.
May 2010
2 posts
“the reason why i’m single is not because i can’t find somebody,...”
April 2010
13 posts
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today was a rough day. it all began in chemistry class when after most of the class bombed a quiz we had friday and the teacher is was not very happy with the grades and gave us this lecture about how we need to be seirous and blah blah blah. then i go and sit in student center and wait until the coffee line has died down so i can order my usual. my friend, kimberly, wasn’t there today so i...
Justin: I wanna milkshake
Me: No I'm not buying you a milkshake
Justin: OMG I want a Chik-fil-A milkshake lets go!
Me: It's Sunday its closed
Justin: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucck..... :(
The Universal Fry-Sharing Policy states that if you are eating a meal with someone who ordered fries, and you didn’t order fries, you’re entitled to grab one of their fries and eat it just as it’s landing on the table
me: will you pop my back?
justin: uuuuuh i think that deserves at least five dollars.
me: so this one time i was walking and like i tripped over this rock and like so i picked it up and like threw it across the street and like i just kept walking.
justin: [blank stare]
me: did you find five dollars?
justin: oh hell yeah i had abrahams all up in my pockets.
‘Deadliest Catch’ Captain Phil Harris died last tuesday.
this is through text messages.
dad: did you get this?
me: yes.
dad: i am the text king.
me: yes you are.
i think i’m one of two people i know who is excited for this album.
i’m seeing this guy in may. it will be spectacular.
March 2010
21 posts
Ben Harper- Burn one down
my choice is what I...
“For a long time I imagined that Earth was just a giant game of The Sims for God.”
why have i just now discovered that this really exists?
while listening to lady gaga and beyoncé's telephone.
me: justin this is your jam!
justin: [after singing along] i only sing along with the beyoncé part.
me: why? because beyoncé is fiiiiiine?
justin: hell yeah, i would do beyoncé.
me: i wish i had an hermonica
mom: what for?
me: so i can start a jam band and play for hippies.
dad: you are totally weird sometimes megandoodles.
gaga+Beyoncé=dream team
and wouldn’t it be...
every night before i go to sleep i lie in bed and think that i take a hell of a lot for granted and i thank God for all the things i have in my life that i’m thankful for that most people don’t have or they have it and they just don’t realize it or they will just never have it.
a family that loves me and will stand behind me in what i want to do.
friends that are there for me...
(Updated) Pros and Cons of the Healthcare Reform...
squashed:
My previous list of pros and cons of healthcare reform has gotten a bit dated. I’ve updated it. Once again, I’ve attempted to keep it as simple and non-partisan as I can manage. Let me know if you think I have misrepresented anything or left out anything crucial.
Pros:
A lot of people who don’t have health insurance will now have health insurance.
95% coverage of legal U.S....
it's funny, i thought the same thing.
me: Hay, did you watch that video I posted of the guy who teaches calculus in 20 minutes?
Timothy: No. It sounded like it might take 20 minutes.
!!!!
I MUST HAVE AN ANDROID!
“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you...”
– 10 things i hate about you
Justin: they put a leaf on my grandfather's door....
Me: why?
Justin: because he's prone to falling.
Me: hahahaha.
a weekend of painting.
February 2010
34 posts
