I had to drop my physucs class.

I had a stalker.

Said stalker threatend my family.

I missed the first Friday of classes because of a doctors appointment.

I got diagnosed with severe anxiety with depression.

I got a fourty dollar parking ticket.

My kitty ran away.

I got prescribed anti-depressents.

I had to get a new phone.

I went on a blind date.

I sleep on a broken bed.

My car window will not roll up.

I spent the weekend in a psych ward.

Got in a argument with my roommate.

This has all happened in the past three month. I bet I have had a better semester than you.