This month I’ve succeeded in being the stereotypical college student by drinking so much I wrestle an almost stranger for a bottle of vodka and win by making out with said stranger and two weeks later become said stranger’s girlfriend. I’ve gone to DI so much the clerk at the circle K knows me by name. I’ve gotten a prius stuck in sand. I entered a drug trial to earn extra cash. All done while maintaing an A in physics. Next month I’ll be following around my phychiatist friend who looks just like the teen hearthrob Neil Patrick Harris!